Why America Needs Al Gore to save it from race war

Simply stated, according to that wise man King Solomon, you cant split the baby. Two weeks from now when Hillary wins Pennsylvania the scene will be set for the nastiest round of politics since the Ayatollah negotiated a political solution with his opponents in 1979. Yet today many Democrats around the web chat-rooms continue to hang on to the dream that somehow Senators Clinton and Obama will both appear on the Democrat ticket in the Fall election.

Listen carefully guys and gals. No! No and hell no.

Your troubled party faces three options:

Option 1 the joint presidency. Been there, done that, during the last Clinton Presidency. Illegal and ineffective.

Option 2 Mrs Clinton puts the good of the Democrat party above her own insatiable political ambition. Stop laughing. She knows better than anyone that the role of VP is the worst job in the political world with less authority than that typically delegated to the average precinct caption on polling day.

Scenario 3 Obama steps down, recognizing that at 47 he can benefit from 8 years under Clinton's tutelage and become President Obama in 2016. Plausible, but not going to happen, Why? Because Obama's radical backers are already primed to make him a martyr along the lines of other people of color who have been pushed aside by those "typical white people" in the Establishment. At one extreme, Obama's extremist friends plunge America into another round racial riots similar to Watts in the sixties and South Central in the nineties. At best, the US avoids rioting, Obamas' people boycott the election and Senator McCain wins.

Conclusion as the Democrats are not likely to be satisfied by the first three alternatives, a groundswell starts for a white knight to ride onto the stage at their convention and save the Party.

Enter the master of hyperbole, the world's biggest hypocrite, energy guzzler and extreme left wing hero Al Gore. Never short of extreme warnings, he guarantees the Democrats that unless they stop behaving like spoiled brats the world will end in the next sixty seconds. After the roars of Save us Al become earsplitting, with 5 seconds to go he announces his intention to win AGAIN just like he thinks he did in 2000. The crowd go wild.

After milking the limelight for ten minutes, Gore responds by announcing his running mate will be former Republican favorite, now turned liberal, Colin Powell. Powell is not in the room is unable to defend himself. In one fell swoop the Democrat party unites behind these two saviors. Even good old Hillary is touched by the moment and with tears rolling down her eyes embraces a less than enthusiastic Senator Obama... who finally sees that this is not to be his time, and for the good of the country he loves announces that he'll be back in 2012 to rescue any polar bears that Gore leaves stranded in the Arctic freeze.

Senator McCain wins in 2008 and his running mate Governor Romney is elected as President in 2012. Hillary disappears a bitter old maid. After he is unable to beat President Romney despite every effort to invalidate his candidacy, Obama retires from politics and becomes a preacher. Michelle Obama states that she still hates America. She dumps Obama for lifelong friend, Jesse Jackson Jr.