Thursday, November 6, 2008

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  • Fritzl to be formally charged after shrinks rule him "mentally stable"; really?
  • "I was born to rape" Fritzl tells shrink
  • McCanns plan to sue lawyer who accuses them of child neglect
  • How to save millions of lives: stop worrying obsessively about Global Warming







  • Fritzl
    Fritzl to be formally charged after shrinks rule him "mentally stable"; really?
    Rosemarie Fritzl returns to the scene of the crime

    Did Josef Fritzl rape his 19 year-old grandaughter Kerstin?
    Josef Fritzl to face the music for murder by neglect; Kerstin plays loud music at 3am
    Kerstin Fritzl, aged 19, has NEVER been outside: her first wish ...to meet Robbie Williams
    Elisabeth Fritzl fast-forwards her police testimony to pay back her evil dad
    Wakey, wakey! After 7 weeks, Kerstin Fritzl finally out of her coma
    Elisabeth Fritzl will be well enough to testify against her evil father in July
    "I had no idea," cried Rosemarie Fritzl on seeing a white haired stooping toothless Elisabeth

    Madeleine McCann
    New Aussie Book: Paedophiles discount kidnapping Maddie McCann for morbid sexual practices
    Not being politically correct about McCann ruins another career
    McCann: we're all going on a summer holiday; claim 2 year-old twins need a vacation
    Maddie reconstruction: four of the Tapas 7 joined the McCanns in refusing to go back
    McCann in the Mirror: from "Up Yours Senor" to "Bungling Portuguese Plods"
    McCann could face 10 years if found guilty of negligence; but Judge's ruling sets back investigation
    Enough said: McCann refuse to go back to crime-scene to help Police find Maddie
    20 Maddie Clues need solving




    Smiley Face Killer
    Brandon Swanson? X-files? Smiley Face Killer? How to explain another student vanishing w/o trace?
    Missing student Nicholas Garza found drowned: SFK victim?
    Congressman asks FBI for 2nd look at Josh Szostak's death
    Was perfect student Chris Jenkins a victim of SFK
    Brit media buying into Smiley Face Killer; FBI not so sure
    List of 48 possible victims of the SFK



    Kercher "Extreme Sex" Murder
    Kercher Murder: A leading US investigator convinced of Amanda Knox's innocence
    Italian police forced Amanda Knox into false confession
    Non capisco: Kercher police in fifth suspect fiasco
    Vanity Fair concludes no case against Amanda Knox
    Italian court rejects Knox's latest bid for freedom
    Knox's legal team file for her immediate release
    False confessions: Central Park jogger




    Shannon Matthews Flying Circus
    $5 million down the toilet: Police run up huge bill finding Shannon Matthews after fake abduction
    Whats wrong with Dewsbury? Britain's Northern Killing Fields
    No hiding place for Shannon Matthews "step-dad". Craig Meehan
    The roller-coaster life of nine-yr-old Shannon Matthews
    Shannon Matthews mom will not be standing by her man; Meehan's not the only fishmonger in the sea

    Shannon reunited with younger siblings
    Shannon Matthews mother goes bald to escape whupping




    Knifetown, London Teen Murders
    London's crisis is "desperate and awful" says Government
    Cockney disgrace: now they're slaughtering teenage girls
    How to stop the teen violence: massage and meditation
    London violence worse than Detroit claims UK trauma surgeon
    London Teen murder number 15 confirms guns, gangs and drugs form a deadly cocktail
    Harry Potter cant save 14th victim, actor Robert Knox


    Scarlett Keeling Goa Murder
    Missing semen lands the case against Scarlett Keelings murderers in the toilet
    Will the Indians mess with the semen? Mom fears more cover-up
    Her ma claims the son of Goa politician killed Scarlett; come back, prove it, demand angry Indians
    Hell no, we wont Goa
    Mr Big : Indians say show us the beef;Mom returns home without kidney and liver

    Government incompetence matches its corruption
    Indians remove Scarlett's organs; coverup?



    Zodiac Killer
    Getting to know the Zodiac Killer
    The Zodiac Kiler Part 1 1966-69
    Dispelling 5 myths of the Zodiac Killer
    Rick Marshall one time suspect never charged
    Arthur Leigh Allan Wiki - Deceased suspect in Zodiac case
    Details of all four confirmed murder locations of the Zodiac



    Crime Files
    Top 10 Most Famous Child Abduction Cases
    British small store operator, father of 11, shot and killed; America's "right to bear arms" looks appealing
    Czech Fritzl kept 5 women in secret camp; literally worked one to death
    Frank Phel Murder: Beware of the Italian who offers you free cappuccino
    Unsolved Tom Wales Assassination

    Top 6 US Murder Cold Cases

    Celebrity Infamy
    Why Bowie, Michael Jackson, George Michael and Madonna do dumb things
    Never mind the bruising, here's the Sex Pistols
    Fritzl edges Wacko Jacko to win All-Time Best Father Honors
    Heather Mills demanded $1.2 million annually from Paul for charity work; stiffs amputee for $20k
    Who the **** is Carlos Slim? A: The World's second richest man
    Old lady's balls-up almost cost Zoe Ball more than her all-round blonde good looks
    Snooty Brits bust TV Star for hairy armpits; Mayor Boris bags busty Dynasty vixen



    Sex Wars
    Why men hate women to say no
    Three men lose genitals; find silver clouds
    Eating the sheep you have sex with is strictly prohibited

    Auto erotic: man brags he's shagged 1000 cars.
    Judge rules sex once a week more than enough
    Man 93 caught in hooker sting: gets citation, deserves medal
    Women more turned on that men by sexual images




    Scarily Stupid People
    I guarantee you wont guess where this Chinese restaurant keeps its fish
    McDonalds introduces bumper cars at its drive-thru
    Would you go on a Dreadlock Holiday with scarily stupid Heather Mills?
    Frozen man frozen stiff after he joins female friend's frozen stiff in morgue freezer
    Sexy Aussie Supermodel Rachel Hunter sends loved one to the doghouse
    McEnroe was right; Wimbledon umpires jerks (video)



    Community Chest
    Not guilty by reason of huge breasts
    Marilyn Monroe naked and Madonna in the buff: can you tell the difference?
    Not guilty by reason of huge breasts part 2: Meet the World Record holder
    Sucking breasts is good for kids brains
    How does this blond make her breasts bounce (video)
    Kathy Lee Gifford and her hubbie's busty blond mistress


    Arts and Media
    Feckless BBC Management Hates Dr Who
    Oxy Moran's prediction for Best Picture Oscar: No Country (includes draft of movie script)
    Three little pigs go the way of the Maddie forum
    BBC Disses Fawlty Towers: Ranks only #5 in Top 100
    Shameless: Sharon Matthews mother is a bloody fool
    Yankee wife #3 takes Basil Fawlty to the cleaners


    High IQ Animals
    Rescue Dog save three lives; receives breathtaking reward
    Mexican donkey goes directly to jail; does not pass Jose
    Six cutest animals that could still kill you
    I find the dead interview with sniffer dog handler
    Have Eddie and Keela gone splitsville
    Collie takes viagra; gives new meaning to give a dog a boner


    Global Warming; Its Bloody Freezing
    Oxy Moran's skepticism about Global Warming makes him as immoral as Josef Fritzl: WTF?
    The end is nearer claims Al Gore
    When will eco-socialists stop lying?
    Ding dong ding dong, Al Gore got it wrong
    Millions starving; nice one, Al Gore
    Thinktank finds 35 errors in Gore's movie



    Political Correctness Pricks
    Tyson charges gullible Brits $400 to tell how he shed bad boy image; then goes to strip club
    Rudd pleads guilty - Americans invade Australia
    Parents not allowed to take pics of their own kids
    Santa's ho ho ho falls victim to Imus
    Nipple ring intifida earns woman bravery award
    Prince William should bop vulgar Aussies who laugh at his mom's death



    It's a Small World
    50 ways to leave Obama
    Brits restart Cold War; claim "We was robbed by Eastern bloc"
    Obama gets the nod from Castro; kiss of death?
    Iran lies about nukes: fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on Obama
    Chinese takeaway: "I'm bored" means do you want to have sex
    Send Paris Hilton to Iran?


    The Beautiful Game
    Is Roman broke? Chelsea target 6 year old
    America's Man United beat Russia's Chelsea in All-English penalty squeaker
    Watch video of drunken Glasgow Rangers fans rioting in Manchester
    Jose Mourinho congratulates himself
    Will Sir Alex use Sex Police to enforce 40 hour ban on nookie?
    Manchester City FC in badge cock-up


    Greatest Lists
    Top 7 Dumbest Career Moves by Rock Stars
    Top 10 All-Time Best Fathers

    Top 10 Heists Demanding Huge Balls of Steel
    Top 10 Most Famous Child Abduction cases in the world
    Top 20 lawsuits: Part 1
    Top 20 lawsuits: Part 2
    Top 2500+ oxymorons ( New World Record for Oxy)
    Top 100 Britcoms







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    Global Warming? Its bloody freezing!

    Global Warming? Its bloody freezing!

    Sex Wars

    Sex Wars

    Heather Mills

    Heather Mills

    Celebrity Infamy

    Celebrity Infamy

    High IQ Animals

    High IQ Animals
    Keela the sniffer dog

    Scarily Stupid Humans

    Scarily Stupid Humans

    Arts: Britcoms, Books, Movies, Rock, TV Drama

    Arts: Britcoms, Books, Movies, Rock, TV Drama
    Basil Fawlty

    Beijing Olympics 2008

    Beijing Olympics 2008

    Soccer - The Beautiful Game

    Soccer - The Beautiful Game

    Manchester City Trophy Wait

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