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- Would you sign up to get this powerful hit in the balls? Watch it ...no joke!
- Winston Churchill would have seriously pissed off Senator Obama
- Will Sir Alex Ferguson use Sex Police to impose nookie ban?
- Unorthodox Flying Penis Porn Gambit penetrates Kaparov's Russina defence
- Oxy Moran's World Record List fo 2500 + oxymorons
- Millions starving: Nice one Al Gore
- Manchester City FC in badge cock-up!
- Introducing Fritzl's 14 kids
- Gary Glitter to sue Squib over Heather Mills ugly-face infringment
- Father whose kid failed school exam and dad gets 6 mths jail
- Devious bastard: FRitzl claimed $5600 a month to look after his 3 upstairs incest-kids
- Auto Erotic: Washington State man admits he's shagged 1000 cars
Readers' All-time Favorites
- Al Gore's Electric Shocker
- Another missing child; another scruffy teddy bear
- Aussie PM Rudd pleads guilty; Yanks invade Australia
- Austrian's respond to Fritzl image crisis by exposing their genitals
- Canadians have zero sense of humor
- Clarence Mitchell hates Americans
- Clarence Mitchell scores helpful own-goal
- Clarry's Autobiography : The Perfect PR Campaign
- Collie takes viagra; new meaning to give a dog a boner
- Couple has sex for 14 minutes; condemned as perverts
- Cult of the McCanns
- Daily Mirror - Welcome to the Twilight Zone
- Democrats prove denial is more than a river in Egypt
- End of the World?
- England barely avoids, "Up yours scandal"
- Fritzl win Oxy Moran's Parents of the Month award for April
- Gail Cooper and the blood ran cold coincidence
- Hairdresser shoots whining customer in the butt
- Kate McCann calls parents of missing Saudi
- Kathie Lee returns to TV: surely April Fool?
- Manchester City FC in badge cock-up
- McCann "witness" and the "Blood ran cold" coincidence
- McCann pile on the pain for limp justice
- McCann video not to air at Super Bowl
- McEnroe was right ; Wimbledon umpires jerks (video)
- Millionaire McCanns take out full page ad to say sorry?
- Mistaken identity in ITN "Mistaken Identity" story
- Ninety % of Al Qaida operatives support Obama
- Obama's Communist past exposed
- Red Ken increases global warming
- Send Paris Hilton to Iran?
- Sipping sherry up your ass can be deadly
- Stevie Wonder rubbishes latest Maddie sighting
- Three Little Pigs go the way of Mirror Maddie Forum
- UK Gov pays Bigamists benefits for each extra wife
- Vista Lawsuit shows why MIcrosoft Works in #1 Oxy Moran
- Whats going on between the manager's legs?
- Who ate all the cake at McCann twins birthday party
- Why Oprah will do the right thing re McCann interview
- Winston Churchill would have seriously pissed off Senator Obama
Global Warming? Its bloody freezing!
- 5/4 When will eco-socialists stop lying?
- 4/30 Ding dong ding dong, Al Gore got it wrong
- 4/17 Millions starving; nice one, Al Gore
- 4/9 Mayor Ken yearns green;London streets turn red
- 3/31 Thinktank finds 35 errors in Gore's movie
- 3/27 Washington State restricts car usage by 50%
- 3/14 Senator debunks green alarmism
- 3/13 Prez says Greens more dangerous than Pinks
- 3/14 Own goal for Greens; rapeseed makes it worse
- 3/13 More green mumbo jumbo
- 3/9 The ozone depletion red herring
- 3/9 The Big Global Warming Lie
- 3/7 Is global warming a hoax asks a student
- 3/6 UK Court rules 9 factual errors in Gore's movie
- 3/5 Seattle Eco-Socialists set fire to 5 luxury homes
- 3/3 Hard facts refute Global Warming
- 2/26 The End of the World!
- 2/15 Light Rail; high on cost, low on performance
- 1/27 Gore's Electric Shocker
- 12/31 What global warming consensus?
Sex Wars
- Yankee wife #3 takes Basil Fawlty to the cleaners
- Would you sign up to get this powerful kick in the balls? Video
- Women more turned than men by sexual images
- Woman spent 24 months sitting on toilet
- Woman puts 20 incher inside her pants
- Witch-doctor shrank my penis:greatest excuse ever
- Will Sir Alex Ferguson use Sex Police to enforce nookie ban?
- Why the world hates Heather Mills (12 mths media)
- What's the difference between a sex....
- What's going on between the manager's legs?
- Vasectomy action; its fantastic
- Three men loses genitals; find silver clouds
- Sucking breasts is good for kids' brains
- Sex Sells Stunner: Times informs Upper Class Twits
- Sex not good? Get your own back in court
- Send Paris Hilton to Iran?
- Republican Women 7 Democrat Women 0
- Read my hips no new taxes; woman remarries wife
- Police say: Laugh in face of men spanking the monkey
- One in 8 Brits: Heather Mills deserves $45mill: Nuts?
- Nipple ring intifada earns bravery award; recount!
- Man, 93, in hooker sting gets citation deserves medal
- Lesbos or Lesbians? Whats in a name?
- Key issue in the Italian election; its the sex stupid
- Kathie Lee Gifford & her husband's busty blond mistress
- Judge rules sex once a week more than enough
- Italian election major issue: Its the sex, stupid
- I'm Naked; Fly Me
- How to meet men the old-fashioned way...online
- How does this blond make her breasts bounce? (video)
- Hey FAT ASS! Good news
- Girl 8 divorces man 28:court awards damages to man
- Aussie chair-sniffer makes kangaroos nervous
Heather Mills
- How to win friends and influence people the Heather Mills way
- Why the world hates Heather...12 months of media
- Sir Paul still grieving loss of Heather: Not!
- Macca screws Mills - Paul wins big in divorce court
- Heather overspends one million bucks
- Heather Mills not on Sexiest Woman List
- Heather Mills is spitting image of Cruella Deville
- 1 in 8 Brits think Heather deserves $45 mill: Nuts?
- Gary Glitter to sue Squib for Heather Mills "ugly-face" infringement
Celebrity
- Old Lady's balls-up almost cost Zoe Ball more than her all-round blonde good looks
- Matt Drudge edges Oxy Moran for Most Powerful Journalist in the World
- J'accuse! Wacko French Oscar winner claims US made up 911
- Republican Women 7 Democrat Women 0
- Snooty Brits bust TV Star for hairy armpits; Mayor Boris bags busty Dynasty vixen
- McCenroe was right: umpires are jerks
- Bubbles the Chimp to lose home
- Stupid is as stupid does; Gump endorses Obama
- Kathie Lee Gifford returns to TV: surely April Fool?
- Sexy Rachel Hunter sends loved one to doghouse
- Wesley Snipes crushed by IRS Money Train
High IQ Animals
Keela the sniffer dog
- Six cutest animals that could still kill you
- Mexican donkey goes directly to jail; does not pass Jose
- McCann DNA Dogs to learn sign language
- I find the dead interview with sniffer dog handler
- Have Eddie and Keela gone splitsville
- Conan the giant mastiff shot with razored arrow
- Collie takes viagra; gives new meaning to give a dog a boner
Scarily Stupid Humans
- A witch-doctor stole my penis
- Aussie chair-sniffer makes kangaroos nervous
- Best Auto Insurance Excuses
- Chuck E Cheese where kids can be kids;moms jackasses
- End of the World?
- Hairdresser shoots whining customer in the butt
- Heather Mills overspends a million bucks
- Holy tits:Russian priest fooled into blessing strip club
- McCenroe was right; Wimbledon umpires jerks (video)
- New York rolls out $175 luxury hamburger; comes with free fries, ketchup
- Prince William should bop vulgar Aussie
- Read my hips no new taxes; woman remarries wife
- Seattle visitor finds lump of spit in burger
- Shannon Matthews ma places #2 in Dummy of Week
- Six cutest animals humans underestimate
- Spanking the monkey in public; What to do
- Texan tries to cash check for 360 BILLION Dollars
- Tories minimize steralization fall-out
- TSA asks woman to remove nipple ring
- Unorthordox Flying Penis Porn Gambit pentrates Kasparov
- Woman puts 20 incher down her pants
- Woman spent 2 yrs in toilet; neighbor not surprised
Arts: Britcoms, Books, Movies, Rock, TV Drama
Basil Fawlty
- Feckless BBC Management Hates Dr Who
- Oxy Moran's prediction for Best Picture Oscar: No Country (includes draft of movie script)
- Three little pigs go the way of the Maddie forum
- BBC Disses Fawlty Towers: Ranks only #5 in Top 100
- Shameless: Sharon Matthews mother is a bloody fool
- Yankee wife #3 takes Basil Fawlty to the cleaners
- Feckless BBC Management Hates Dr Who
Top 17 Greatest Lists
- Top 6 US Murder Cold Cases
- Top 10 Most Absurd UK Parking Tickets
- Top 10 Heists Demanding Huge Balls of Steel
- Top 10 Most Famous Child Abduction cases in the world
- Top 10 Sexiest Women in the World
- Top 20 lawsuits: Part 1
- Top 20 lawsuits: Part 2
- Top 2500+ oxymorons ( New World Record for Oxy)
- Top 10 ways to replace Penalty Shoot-outs
- Top 100 britcoms
- Top 6 cutest animals that could still nail you
- Top 20 car insurance accident excuses
- Top 25 weirdest vacation insurance claims
- Top 54 reasons Manchester City is a "massive" club
- Top 10 Hollywood scandals of 2007 - (relatively tame)
- Top 81 movies - all Best Picture Oscars
- Top 86 Nemanja Vidic bumper-sticker slogans
- Top 10 Most Absurd UK Parking Tickets
Beijing Olympics 2008
- 5/14 Chinese blogger jailed for exposing China's human rights
- 5/14 Quake Deaths 20k: Why not listen to toads, butterflies?
- 5/9 Chinese Infanticide. 25 Dead german babies
- 5/4 Chinese sue CNN for $1.3 billion
- 4/16 China "thugs & goons" chink in CNN reputation
- 4/9 Olympic torch goes missing in San Francisco
- 4/3 Deer Penis off the Chinese menu
- 3/15 Breaking China: 2nd icon boycotts games
- 5/14 Chinese blogger jailed for exposing China's human rights
Soccer - The Beautiful Game
- Will Sir Alex use Sex Police to enforce 40 hour ban on nookie
- Whats going on between the manager's legs?
- Watch video of drunken Glasgow Rangers fans rioting in Manchester
- UEFA Champions League: past, present, future
- See video of Eduardo's injury; too graphic for US TV
- Seattle MLS team confirms Seattle's Communist leanings
- Ronaldo more likely to stay at United as Madrid crash
- Munich Air Disaster: More Mirror censorship
- Mourinho congratulates himself
- Message to Michael Ballack: Stop talking bollocks
- MCFC: Now its windy city to add to the biggest ...
- Manchester United: the world's biggest cult
- Manchester United set to lead Football Rich List
- Manchester City FC in badge cock-up
- Liverpool not goood enough to be in EPL Big 4
- Liverpool capital of culture is an oxymoron
- Is Roman broke? Chelsea target 6 year old
- Inter's Luis Figo refuses to sub-in v Liverpool
- Goodbye penalty shoot-outs; hello silly-walks
- Good old Arsenal slay Milan: United fans rejoice
- Duncan Edwards "built like a brick sh*thouse"
- Chelsea: Grant crucified on Easter; rises 10 mins later
- Chelsea start blame game after Carling loss to Spurs
- Champions League Final: All the tidbits; Manchester United favorites to beat Chelsea
- Can Avram Grant humble the Anti-semites?
- Cagliari sues for defamation; docked 3 points
- Beckham gets 100th call from England; sentiment?
- Anti-semitic attacks aimed at Chelsea's Avram Grant
- America's Man United beat Russia's Chelsea in All-English squeaker
- 10 times! Manchester United win EPL for tenth time
- $200 million for Ronaldo; an offer Utd CAN refuse
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